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Chris Zappa's avatar

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Don't Stop Me Now - TLawrence's avatar

They can afford medical treatment from that enormous bill. They just keep giving them more money, and more power, instead of ruining them in.

VEE LAVALLEE's avatar

That was actually a fun read Chris. You hit all the punchlines. As for the dems they are now officially deadbeats. They've done the bare minimum to counter this imbecile in the White House. If I hear one more person yell at me about a "circular firing squad" I'll scream! Also that other well abused line of 'we can't do anything because we are in the minority!' You could start by releasing all the unreacted JE files you've still got. You could be demanding the release of more you could stop being so useless you could be holding press conferences on the steps of congress daily to counteract the lies spewing out of the maladministration. You are paid to talk for the people, so talk!

VEE LAVALLEE's avatar

Un redacted I meant. Except for the identities of the victims now survivors.

Chris Fox's avatar

Excellent vitriol - thank you.

Tom Carpenter's avatar

Excellent!!!

Alexander Razin's avatar

Your best newsletter yet, Chris!

Also, a reminder of what fascism means. It is a superior being (I.C.E, and the DT admin lol), eliminating the subhuman (non-U.S. citizens or anyone who looks the part).

Linda Silfven's avatar

I absolutely love your writing and agree with every word. I found the names of the 7 Democrats who voted for ICE in the House, and will call the spineless pricks and prickettes today to tell them they voted for more fascist violence. Fuck ‘em.

Kathleen Connor's avatar

Yesterday ICE held a tiny autistic girl as hostage. She was curled up inside the wheel of an ICE vehicle as agents called to her mother inside the house. The girl’s mother begged from the house to let her daughter go, but agents said she must come to them with identification if she wanted the child back. The video did not include the outcome, though the mother did approach with her ID.

So now they’re holding small children hostage in an effort to make their jobs easier. Smug captors are enjoying this new emotional sword they’ve created, and they’ll use it with frequency now that they see how easily it produces results.

Bryan Padrick's avatar

Brilliant and spot-on. Fuck them.

Tracy's avatar

I’m kinda weary of it all.

Snarky's avatar

Or had a “post birth abortion.”

Fred Jonas's avatar

Chris, those sound like terrible imaginings. Fortunately for us, we have a "checks and balances" "separate branch of government" that would never allow such things to befall the American people. The part you invented about ICE arresting a five year old with a back pack and floppy hat was very funny. Imagine if grown men with automatic weapons ever did such things.