If only his mother had traded him for a handful of Percocet
Fuck you, James Donald David Bowman Hamel Vance whatever the fuck your name is
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After hearing hundreds of stories about gross medical neglect in ICE detention facilities over this past year, including the denial of critical medications, chemotherapy, dialysis, prenatal care, and more, it’s horrific yet unsurprising to learn that ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment. We’re only now learning that this has been the case since October 2025.
Considering the countless reports of deplorable conditions inside these facilities, to say nothing of those who ICE is raping or murdering, detaining and deporting the “worst of the worst criminals” like menacing 5-year-old Liam Ramos in his Spider Man backpack and bunny hat, or the wrongly imprisoned innocents who have disappeared entirely, suspected to have been trafficked by Elon Musk to serve as lab rats for his Neuralink brain implant experiments—none of this outrageous news should leave anyone thunderstruck because we should already be aware that concentration camps aren’t concerned with the health or dignity of their internees.
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A leaked ICE memo just revealed the Gestapo have the green light to kick down your fucking door armed with nothing more than a piece of paper they wrote themselves—”administrative warrants” self-issued by ICE or DHS rather than approved by any actual judge, because who needs the Fourth Amendment when you’ve got fascism to implement?
The memo, dated May 2025 and exposed through a whistleblower complaint, is already being weaponized to train freshly minted jackboots deployed to Minneapolis and other cities as part of the regime’s ethnic cleansing campaign. The Associated Press witnessed this constitutional vandalism firsthand—agents ramming through a man’s door with rifles drawn while clutching their bullshit DIY warrant like it was a permission slip from god himself.
Worth mentioning is the fact that people are finally starting to wake up and realize that this is exactly why the 2nd Amendment exists.
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ICE is wasting $100 million of taxpayer money on a “wartime recruitment” blitz to hire 14,000 new deportation officers—geofencing ads targeting UFC fans, gun show attendees, and conservative podcast listeners while dropping $8 million on influencer deals and dangling $50,000 signing bonuses like participation trophies for fascists. The agency has received 220,000 applications and issued 18,000 tentative job offers in just five months, more than doubling its workforce while removing age limits for applicants because apparently even geriatric rage-cases are welcome to join the ethnic cleansing squad. A former Obama-era ICE director warned that the campaign’s combat framing risks attracting “untrained recruits eager for all-out combat,” which is the entire fucking point.
This ideological pre-selection by the surveillance state, algorithmically targeting people who consume right-wing media and attend gun shows, demonstrates how ICE is deliberately building a workforce primed to view immigrants as enemy combatants rather than human beings, essentially outsourcing political vetting to ad-tech algorithms.
The “wartime” framing does double duty: it justifies extralegal brutality while attracting exactly the kind of untrained, combat-hungry, video gaming incel psychopaths who fantasize about hurting brown people for a paycheck and a chance to be somebody, though they’ll never be anything more than fragile losers with inferiority complexes and bruised egos over their physical inadeqacies and their inability to make a woman come.
The regime is building a paramilitary death squad, one inbred, microdick, mouthbreathing dumbfuck at a time.
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+ Always one to find a way to make a bad situation even worse, the eyeliner king himself, JD Vance, showed up in the one place he is definitely not wanted right now—Minneapolis.
Amid widespread anger over Nazis in their streets and mass protests sparked by one of those Nazi bastards murdering Renee Good, the condescending, dirty fucking liar who calls himself VP, lectured local leaders, doubling down on defending the regime’s expansive, violent crackdown while vilifying local resistance.
Vance—a man so fundamentally repellent that no one can stand him—argued that Minneapolis is “chaos” only because officials refuse to collaborate with the regime’s thugs, dismissing demonstrators as “cowardly” agitators instead of acknowledging documented abuses and the right of communities to oppose a militarized occupation by lawless, violent racists. His posture—flanked by ICE vehicles and officers, blaming the left and local leaders for the unrest rather than the feds’ domestic terror attacks—reveals an arrogant, punitive worldview that elevates the power of the regime’s enforcement state over the lived trauma of residents and protesters alike, completely oblivious to their justified outrage.
Vance is a contemptible coward who wouldn’t recognize human decency if it slapped that smug fucking smirk off his fat chipmunk bastard face. The man is a walking, talking, moral vacuum with less charm or charisma than two-day-old roadkill—a pathetic loser who sold what little soul he once had for power. I personally despise the subhuman son of a bitch.
If only his mother had traded him for a handful of Percocet.
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+ Just as Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow guarantees six more weeks of winter, Ted Cruz spotted at an airport before a Texas ice storm guarantees the power grid is about to fail. Last time, Theodore the Terrible fled to Cancun. This time, the coward is California-bound—Laguna Beach, specifically. So if you detect a foul odor wafting through Orange County’s idyllic art community in the coming days, now you know why. According to a spokesperson, “Senator Cruz is currently on pre-planned work travel that was scheduled weeks in advance. He will be back in Texas before the storm is projected to hit.” If true, Ted should be spotted in an airport today catching his return flight—assuming he can find one that isn’t delayed by the very infrastructure failures his party of pedophile protectors refuses to fix. Besides, we all know that “pre-planned work travel” is Republican-speak for “already packed and halfway to the beach.” The only thing Ted Cruz schedules weeks in advance is his escape route for when the shit hits the fan.
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+ House Republicans, joined by seven spineless Democrats, rammed through a DHS funding bill (220–207) to meet the Jan. 30 shutdown deadline.
Democrats pretended to force accountability for the regime, escalating what’s known in mainstream media as “immigration enforcement operations,” but which is recognized among the people of this country as an aggressive terror campaign waged against both immigrant and citizen alike. It’s a story as old as Mitch McConnell: “must-pass” budget brinkmanship is weaponized to launder additional deceptive legislation. The Republicans get exactly what they want. The Democrats, as usual, act like they’ve done something when, in fact, they didn’t do shit. This funding bill ensures that ICE stays fat and happy, adding another $10 billion to the almost $75 billion allocated under the stupid and evil “One Big Beautiful Bill,” while Democrats define “accountability” as giving ICE $20 million for body cameras.
Democrats could fuck up a wet dream.
Reforms aimed at documenting atrocities while doing fuck-all to prevent them leave the underlying fascist machinery of illegal raids, violent detentions, and illegal removals not only fully intact but emboldened to continue violating everyone’s Constitutional rights. Democrats split between pragmatic capitulation (avoid a shutdown that could give Trump even more executive discretion) and an abolitionist current demanding real constraints or dismantling ICE entirely—but leadership ultimately folded like a cheap suit, accepting a compromise that normalizes an aggressive fascist enforcement agenda by treating ethnic cleansing as just another line item in the budget.
Nothing says “resistance” quite like writing a $10 billion check to the regime’s secret police while convincing yourself that you achieved something for the people who put you in office. (Spoiler alert: you achieved nothing.)
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+ Factoid: Amid the dangerous rhetoric about Trump mistaking Greenland for yet another thing the orange rapist feels entitled to grab, it’s worth noting that the last time Denmark sold territory to the US was in 1917, when it transferred the Danish West Indies—including Saint Thomas, Saint John, Saint Croix, and roughly 50 smaller islands and cays—for $25 million in gold. One of those uninhabited cays was Little Saint James, which Jeffrey Epstein privately purchased in 1998 and later became known as “Epstein Island.”
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I absolutely love your writing and agree with every word. I found the names of the 7 Democrats who voted for ICE in the House, and will call the spineless pricks and prickettes today to tell them they voted for more fascist violence. Fuck ‘em.
Excellent vitriol - thank you.