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Russell Adams's avatar

Four-hundred million dollars: enough to give a million to everyone in the USA. Solve a lot of problems with that cash in the general economy…

Jon's avatar

Do you really only have 400 people in the US?

Stacie S.'s avatar

Mostly, it’s all Maybeline….

Tom Carpenter's avatar

I needed this! What an excellent commentary. You really outdid yourself with this one. Keep the faith and continue opening eyes. Have a great weekend!

Chris Zappa's avatar

Thanks, buddy. Always appreciate you. Have a great weekend, too!

Fred Jonas's avatar

And yet… Orban lost big. Allen didn’t harm anyone, in a room loaded with people. And I received a text announcement that Louisiana has canceled primary elections, because they know the preferred candidate is going to lose.

As you very rightly say, “maybe it’s real, maybe it’s Maybelline,” and clearly no one gives a fuck any more. They’ve gone way too far, and they don’t even have sense enough to see that they’re hurtling toward a cliff, and should take their feet off the gas, and apply the brakes.

Melanie's avatar

How long does it take for the Pied Piper to lead his rats off the cliff? Not soon enough for me!!!

Dr. Eileen Antalek's avatar

Okay, so having read several different commentaries on the precious events… the shooting occurred on the floor ABOVE the WHCD. Allen was nowhere near the Cantaloupe Caligula. The SS never did their due diligence of declaring the event something in the neighborhood of “secure” so “security” was never attained. i.e., guests to the hotel weren’t screened, and this guy came in with weapons. So, we have incompetence, or was it intentional. That’s not a question—it’s an observation.

Another tidbit: Just a few days before this event, another mass shooting was planned—and deterred—and the FBI knew about it. A former NC LEO who did NOT post his intentions online (I’m not clear on how they found him, my guess is some folks who knew him knew he was edgy bc of something he said) was followed by the FBI, and they caught him BEFORE he left for New Orleans just days before he did this. Now, let’s counter that with Allen, who apparently posted his hatred of Trump online and of course it’s claimed the FBI is monitoring everyone…

Tell me they knew without telling me.

Finally, Allen is black.

So, folks, hope you enjoy this little conspiracy.

Pfft

Tom C's avatar

Yes, reporting about proximity to the ballroom may have been wrong, but that's on the press. The placement of the metal detectors determined the location of the confrontation.

Michael Hall's avatar

Cantaloupe Caligula. 🤩

Dr. Eileen Antalek's avatar

I wish I could take credit, but I can’t. I don’t know who created that one.

LOL

Alex Figueroa's avatar

I don't want to be THAT guy, but that would be a million each for 400 people.

Chris Zappa's avatar

A lotta programs that have been cut could be brought back, but of course, they won’t be because they’d never have been cut in the first place were it not for Agent Orange.

Pope Buck I's avatar

They didn't have to "stage" anything - they knew he was coming.

Look, the Secret Service monitors thousands of threats, with varying credibility. If they determine the threat is serious, they keep tabs on the culprit.

If you make a threat online, the SS will see it and your name will be noted. If you then buy a bunch of guns and a plane ticket to Washington, the odds are excellent that they will stop you before you get on the plane, and WAY before you get anywhere near the POTUS. The reason we see so few attempts is that the Secret Service does an excellent job of neutralizing 99% of them well before the POTUS is in any real danger.

They absolutely knew he was coming, and so all they had to do was let him get a little farther than usual. Add the mysterious lack of security, and it's pretty clear.

Kathleen Connor's avatar

It’s so good to find you here today, Chris! I sooo enjoy your take on political fuckery, and the opinions that pervade your writing. Agent Orange ended my husband’s life thanks to the DOD and an illegitimate war. The current Agent, Orange, will lie, cheat, and steal until the US of A has been completely destroyed — robbed of honor, trust, dignity, and the contents of its Treasury.

The plutocratic technocracy that will accompany Shady Vance’s ascension as trump’s reign soon ends, will be the final game, set, and match for this country. It’s hard not to wish that just one of those pre-planned “assassination” attempts would have produced an error that ended this misery.

Chris Zappa's avatar

I will never not smile when I hear from you, my dear friend.

Tom C's avatar

Now, explain how Thomas Crooks and Cole Allen volunteered for this. Explain how the Secret Service agents and police cooperated about it and kept quiet. How many hundreds of people share these huge secrets?

Tracy's avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong. There are 350,000,000 people in this country.

So…

For less than the price of the ballroom, we could each get a million dollars

Chris Zappa's avatar

Hey Tracy—so, if the ballroom cost is $400 million, with appx 350 million of us in the U.S., we’d each only get something like $1.15, but that would still be a better use of taxpayer money than giving it to him for his stupid ballroom.

Fred Jonas's avatar

If anything the princess says is believable (which of course it’s not), we’re not paying to build her ballroom. We only have to pay to raze it, and reconstruct the East Wing. It’s worth it. The sooner we forget about that clown, the princess, the better.

Wyvern Dryke Yips at the World's avatar

No. Buried somewhere in the Kremlin, is a naked picture of Trump with a little boy.

That’s why he sucks up to Putin the way he does.

Chris Zappa's avatar

Yep. And at least one other country holds the same vile kompromat on him as well.

Chris Fox's avatar

Excellent! Continue raging against the machine.

Jim Wilcox's avatar

The latest one is probably not the last ‘attack’. We can expect something more dramatic if the Repugnants want any hope in the midterms, if they don’t get cancelled.

David W. Friedman's avatar

Wrong. It’s in the archives of former executive producer and showrunner for The Apprentice Mark Burnett.

https://davidwfriedman.substack.com/p/what-really-went-done-in-butler-pa?r=1gmt2